It came as a surprise to me too another class got cancelled and they offered me the position a week and a half ago. I don't think I've blogged about my new job yet: I'm teaching ENGL 101 Introduction to Writing this term. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. Now, compare that to Blockbuster you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?ĪND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.Īll of us could take a lesson from the weather. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?" There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.Īn unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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